You bet my virginal ass it does.
You bet my virginal ass it does.
I’m reading the Bible. That’s a new level of pathetic for me.
Well, I wanted to tell you why I’m pooping so much.
I have no desk space because I’m a whore.
Now I can poop and go on the Internet! YES LIFE IS BACK TO NORMAL!
He said if he had short hair, he’d be cute. I was like thanks, man, you have AIDS. But really.
FUCK YOU AND THE BIBLE YOU WORSHIP”
“… I think I see a grey hair.
There’s different levels of love. Right now I’m not IN love with him, but I love him.”
“You’re in like. But you love.”
“Yes. I love him, but like.
| But they're eating pretzels and Nutella together. | |
| Oh god, that leads to sex. |
